If “Harry Potter” Were Told Through “Friends” Episodes

The One Where They Figure Out the Exact Function of a Rubber Duck.

1. The One With the Boggart
2. The One Where Hermione Needed to Sort Out Her Priorities
3. The One Where Oliver Wood Made Everything Subtly Sexual
4. The One Where Bellatrix Was So Damn Thirsty for Voldemort
5. The One Where Seamus Blew Something Up
6. The One With the World Champion Quidditch Player
7. The One Where McGonagall Was a Boss Bitch
8. The One When Harry Was an Angsty Teenager
9. The One Where No One Followed Any School Rules
10. The One Where Harry Was a Sassy Bitch
11. The One Where Filch’s Cat Dies
12. The One Where Filch Tries to Reintroduce Capitol Punishment

13. The One Where Dumbledore Could Have Saved Everyone a Lot of Time

If "Harry Potter" Were Told Through "Friends" Episodes

14. The One Where Gryffindor Gets 500 House Points for No Reason, Really
15. The One Where Umbridge Was Almost Worse Than Voldemort
16. The One With the Sorting Hat
17. The One With Dumbledore’s Brother and a Goat
18. The One With the Dementor
19. The One Where Everyone Gets Loaded on Butterbeer
20. The One Where Snape Showed Extreme Favouritism
21. The One Where Hermione Turns Into a Cat
22. The One Where Fred and George Did the Perfect Prank
23. The One Where They Got Lost in Knockturn Alley
24. The One That Draco’s Father Heard About
25. The One Where The Dursleys Go to the Zoo
26. The One Where There Are Far More Important Things Than Books and Cleverness
27. The One Where Hermione Saved Everyone’s Arse
28. The One Where Hermione Saved Everyone’s Arses (Again)

29. The One Where Dudley Became Wider Than He Was Tall

30. The One Where Sirius Made Bad Life Choices
31. The One With the Triwizard Tournament
32. The One Where Every Hogwarts Student Got Obese From All the Feasts
33. The One Where Gilderoy Got His Hair Done
34. The One Where Peeves Steals Neville’s Books
35. The One Where They All Met Aragog
36. The One Where Ron Ate a Vomit-Flavoured Bertie Bott
37. The One Where Neville Turned Out to Be Cool
38. The One Where Hermione Was 100% Done With Everyone’s Crap
39. The One When They Stole a Flying Car
40. The One When Ron Got a Howler
41. The One When Petunia Was a Jealous Bitch
42. The One When Ron Became Roonil Wazlib
43. The One Where Ron Had the Emotional Range of a Teaspoon

44. The One Where They Solemnly Swore They Were Up to No Good
45. The One Where They All Took Liquid Luck
46. The One Where Rita Skeeter Ruined Everything
47. The One With Draco, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret
48. The One Where Snape Saved the Day
49. The One Where Harry Was Dumbledore’s Man Through and Through
50. The One Where Fudge Made a Complete Idiot of Himself
51. The One With the Time-Turner
52. The One With the Exact Purpose of a Rubber Duck
53. The One Where Cho Cried Because Harry Kissed Her
54. The One Where They Found the Room of Requirement
55. The One With the Regurgitating Toilet in Bethnal Green
56. The One With the Vanishing Cabinet

57. The One Where Harry Reminds Everyone He’s an Orphan
58. The One Where Harry Got a Coathanger for Christmas
59. The One Where Dobby Died
60. The One Where They Raised Harry Like a Pig for Slaughter
61. The One Where Snape Killed Dumbledore
62. The One With the Grim
63. The One Where Hermione Slapped Malfoy Right in the Face
64. The One Where Harry Discovers the Prefect’s Bathroom
65. The One With the Band That Needs No Introduction
66. The One With the Jinxed Broomstick
67. The One Where Trelawney Made a Real Prediction
68. The One With the Swallowed Snitch
69. The One Where Dobby Gets a Sock
70. The One With the Moving Staircases

71. The One Where Harry Couldn’t Even Go Into a Bookstore Without Making the Front Page
72. The One With Hagrid’s Dad
73. The One With the Other Minister
74. The One Where Ron Just Got Long Hair All of a Sudden and Went Through Puberty in, Like, Two Years
75. The One With the One-Sided Media Coverage
76. The One With Rita Skeeter
77. The One With the Quick Quotes Quill
78. The One Where the Weasley Twins Bounced Snowballs Off Voldemort’s Face
79. The One With the Dark Mark
80. The One With U-NO-POO
81. The One When Mad-Eye Moody Did Mean Things to a Spider
82. The One With Babbity Rabbity
83. The One Where All Was Well

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